yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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