somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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