I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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