I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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