Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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