Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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