when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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