We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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