haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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