she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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