508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
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a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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