Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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