They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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