I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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