you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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