they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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