ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It's just like the Real World with babies
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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