Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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