can we get nightvision for the apartment?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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