You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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