4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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