If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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