So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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