well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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