Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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