Me. At least after what I've been through.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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