Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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