Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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