I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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