i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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