she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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