I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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