You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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