Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
third nipple confirmed
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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