Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I will pee on everything he values.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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