Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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