she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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