At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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