420 ftw
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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