My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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