I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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