why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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