The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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