Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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