how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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