i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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