i just google imaged poop.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
