I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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