Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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