but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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