theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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