Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Sober January is a disaster.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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