Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.