so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk