took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
His nipple licking is glorious
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