We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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