His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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